Little Sneaker Prints

'When did you decide to get all fancy and tie your shoes?'

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Secretive Weigh In.

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

'She dressed herself this morning.'

Serious Putty

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

'The game was called off on account of rain.'

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

'... And for $50 more, this is the same basketball shoe in a turbo model.'

"I want one of those!"

'We live in a designer trainer.'

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

Snake Dress-Up

'Headmaster I'd like to report Biggins and Small who were caught this morning consuming trans-fats behind the bicycle shed.'

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

'Do these come in blue?'

'Bad news. Your arm is too injured to hold up those sneakers you endorse on TV.'

'Trainers for actually playing sport in.'

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

'You've been hanging out at the bowling alley again, haven't you?'

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

'Millers said they travelled through Europe? Nonsense! All of their souvenirs have little tags reading 'Made in China'!'

"No you don't young man....Those shoes cost me 4125.000, there's no way you're wearing them outdoors!"

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

Football

'Shhh. . . even in his sleep he can hear cookies crunching.