Sneakers Prints

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

Snail Shoes

Mary recycles her brother's old basketball sneakers.

Boot Wishes it was Trainer.

'Reebok, Adidas or Nike - It's a tough one isn't it, people'

What do your shoes say about you?

'Would our taxes be any cheaper if we lived in a sketcher?'

'Wow! I feel like a kid in a sweat shop.'

'Your trainers really whiff.' - 'Yeah, they're awful, aren't they?!' - 'Do something about !!!' - 'Oh, I see...'

Welcome to Pasadena. Little old ladies in sneakers are not allowed.

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

"Don't take this the wrong way but I think those trainers are almost too trendy"

'... And for $50 more, this is the same basketball shoe in a turbo model.'

"I'm asking Papi for $30 to buy this science kit!"

'We generally recommend the you do this several times a year - especially if it's an older basketball shoe,,,'

"Are those Air-Soles?" "No, he's got his own pair."

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

'We live in a designer trainer.'

"No you don't young man....Those shoes cost me 4125.000, there's no way you're wearing them outdoors!"

'Bad news. Your arm is too injured to hold up those sneakers you endorse on TV.'

"A little lower."

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

Later, Jeb would regret wearing his son's sneakers for the heist.

"We've done it Larry! One hundred percent market share!"

Big Foot Locker

You shouldn't sell any chemical lawn products, dad! I only carry a few for the bottom line. You peddle poison for profits? The new sneakers you want aren't cheap, kiddo. Then I won't get the shoes. Ok, ok. I'll consider getting rid of the chemicals. Who knew reducing my carbon footprint meant going without shoes.

How bad can the economy be with this many styles of sneaker socks?

Can I help you? I need some sneakers. Sale. Okay. We've got ones for running, jogging, walking, basketball, tennis, pickleball, hiking, cross-training, golf, bowling, volleyball, squash, badminton, jumproping, racquetball, skateboarding, climbing. What activity best describes your needs? What do you think, Ernie? Was "ottomanning" a choice?

Patent Office. A credit card chip embedded in sneakers? How would you make a purchase? Swipe your feet!

Modern Morality

"Haven't you got anything a little more, like, ironic?"

"Of course, ladies and gentlemen, the optimum endorsement would be from the Crips and the Bloods."

Secretive Weigh In.

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."