Snack Sneaker Prints

"Wait, this seems way too easy!"

'Shhh. . . even in his sleep he can hear cookies crunching.

'Headmaster I'd like to report Biggins and Small who were caught this morning consuming trans-fats behind the bicycle shed.'

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Secretive Weigh In.

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

"Do you want fries with that?"

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'... And for $50 more, this is the same basketball shoe in a turbo model.'

'We live in a designer trainer.'

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'Snack Bar's Open.'

'Bad news. Your arm is too injured to hold up those sneakers you endorse on TV.'

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

Authentic Hot Dogs.

"Most men have a tankard, but oh no, not you."

"Of course, ladies and gentlemen, the optimum endorsement would be from the Crips and the Bloods."

"Wanna swap lunch? My wife packed me birch again..."

"No you don't young man....Those shoes cost me 4125.000, there's no way you're wearing them outdoors!"

"If you're as smart a refrigerator as they say you are, you'll keep your mouth shut about this."

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

Boot Wishes it was Trainer.

'You can't expect everything you need to just come falling from the sky'

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

"I'm sorry, sir. No outside food is allowed in the theater."

'Well, I'd say this calls for a toast!'

"My chips need more salsa."

'When did you decide to get all fancy and tie your shoes?'

Snail Shoes

Mary recycles her brother's old basketball sneakers.

'Your trainers really whiff.' - 'Yeah, they're awful, aren't they?!' - 'Do something about !!!' - 'Oh, I see...'