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Interior design trends for parents....

Tourists and their Pets.

Well, we thought we had childproofed the house

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

Toys in the DVD Player.

'Beware of teething baby.'

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

'Hey, Mom, here comes Frankie's tailor!'

Climbing with the baby

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

A child and his dog

'They had three puppies and four kids before me: It's almost impossible to find a piece of furniture that hasn't been chewed on...'

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

'I put lint tape all over his onesie so that, as he crawls around, he picks up the dog hair.'

Babies

'Well, your wife is now a den mother! You have triplets!'

'Getting other people's toddler's leftovers on a highchair is one thing, but getting their toddler, too, is another.'

I'm fed up with cleaning your room! From now on, wipe your feet!

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Winter Clothing'

"When do I get my phone call"

'We really should ask the driver of that car for tips on coping with twins.'

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

The First Supper

"There's a grouch on my couch."

Tantrum Scene Do Not Cross

'He's at the 'terrible twos' stage.'

Worm running away from hook.

Kitchen Appliances Fed Up With The Baby.

"He's at that awkward age when they can try him as an adult."

'Occupational hazard.'