Little Pyromaniac Wranglers Prints

Burnt Out Dolls' House

Interior design trends for parents....

Tourists and their Pets.

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

Toys in the DVD Player.

'Beware of teething baby.'

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

Climbing with the baby

'Hey, Mom, here comes Frankie's tailor!'

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

A child and his dog

Babies

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

'They had three puppies and four kids before me: It's almost impossible to find a piece of furniture that hasn't been chewed on...'

'Getting other people's toddler's leftovers on a highchair is one thing, but getting their toddler, too, is another.'

'Well, your wife is now a den mother! You have triplets!'

I'm fed up with cleaning your room! From now on, wipe your feet!

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Winter Clothing'

'We really should ask the driver of that car for tips on coping with twins.'

"When do I get my phone call"

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

The First Supper

"There's a grouch on my couch."

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."

Tantrum Scene Do Not Cross

'He's at the 'terrible twos' stage.'

"He's at that awkward age when they can try him as an adult."

Worm running away from hook.

"But it's been five whole minutes! How can you still be mad?"

'Occupational hazard.'

Kitchen Appliances Fed Up With The Baby.