Pyromaniac Prints

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

'I don't care if he does have an I.Q. of 169. I still think he's faking.'

Red hot little combo

Sparklers

"I unleash greed, disease, and death on the world, and you're saying you ate an apple that made you smart?"

"How's your book coming?"

"Let's try real hard this year to sell old Jumbo!"

Having conducted a survey of 32.4% of the 56.6% of tax experts about 43% of the budget we found an 87.6% probability that we haven't got the foggiest ideas of what it means.

Burnt Out Dolls' House

"When Kevin walked into a room, he lit it up."

Bonfire of the Paperwork

Indoor firework in bathroom called Flash-In-The-Pan.

Fireworks Limited: Gone Out - Do Not Return!

Bonfire EU law

How to Keep the Doctors Guessing

'Okay, son, when I yell 'Now!' light the fuse and we'll watch this baby blast off!'

"They call it fireworks. I call it a scary thunderstorm with really great special effects."

"Soldier, you're out of uniform ..."

Fireworks...bigger and more exciting.

'Yes sir, we are dealing with your invoice at this very minute.'

'Yes, Dear, I know fish is brain food, but maybe you should cut down a little!'

'It's the latest thing - surgery under hypnosis.'

MI6 Secrets: stop me and buy one.

Dodgy firework factory

"See, isn't this more fun than shredding?"

1605 - Guy Fawkes bitterly regrets leaving his matches at home.

Fire

Martha's jigsaw puzzles were begining to take over her life.

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

Ant Optimist