Light-hearted Pyromaniac T-Shirts

"When Kevin walked into a room, he lit it up."

Get crazy once in a while

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

'It's my mother. She wants to talk to you.'

Preachers with far too much input

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

"Let's try real hard this year to sell old Jumbo!"

Give it to me straight, Doc — what's the bottom line?

Humpty Dumpty

'What do you mean, I get a reprieve from my wife's cooking? My wife is a cook here at the hospital.'

"How's your book coming?"

'Hear anything good?'

"I won't be needing you this year."

'Could you guys do your bungee jumping somewhere else?'

Burnt Out Dolls' House

Jack in the Box Viagra

Bonfire of the Paperwork

Golf ball escaping.

'Hey! Those things aren't toys, you know.'

'... and do you, Linda, promise to look up the word 'fellatio' in the dictionary?'

"Would the owner of the dead plants and the embarrassingly juvenile trinkets please return to your cubicle - you've left your desk lamp on."

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

"Excuse me...is there a dressing room with a slimming mirror and soft light..."

'You'd better come in while I phone the mail order bride company and tell them there's been a mistake.'

'Sorry we're late, we lost three days following one of those Chinese lanterns.'

Couple carving their initials into a man camouflaged as a tree.

"I wonder if we'll still have to eat kale this summer."

"Wrong hole!"

Devil Stove

Bonfire EU law

If the trailer is anything to go by, we are in for a treat!