Little Joke Stirrers Mugs

'Are you trying to tell me that you don't want to go to school?'

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

Candid Camera store.

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

"Okay, you scared the babysitter...now get back in there and rinse off that toothpaste, and go to bed!"

Clown Wife

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

'Wait a minute -- you haven't said anything about a retirement age.'

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

Extremely Practical Jokes.

Dog traps the postman.

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

Boardroom cream pies.

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

People leave joke shop with false moustache, nose and glasses marketed as 'the Robert Winston'.

'I tell them it's for a patient in the next room and they don't complain about their shot.'

You need a sense of humor to work here, but you're overqualified.

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

Employee of the month and the prankster of the month.

'Ok guys, here comes the first of the day...let the fun begin!'