Little Designer Gifts

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

'She dressed herself this morning.'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

' A good idea '

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

Empty box of ideas

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Second hand furniture.

Bright idea

Jr. cloning kit

Use your imagination.

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Eureka!

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

Creative department

Bright Idea

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

Innovative

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

The World's Easiest Airport

When Engineers Crack.

'We've re-branded.'