Little Agriculturist T-Shirts

"Naw, mom says there ain't no candy corn seeds!"

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Support group for sheep.

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

An early space launch attempt.

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

GMOs: The Next Generation

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

Free Range Employees.

Cow of BEEF

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

A Tumble Cow

You complete me!

'I think he's got a bad case of Bluetooth Disease.'

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

'Where's my glove?'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

"You're famous, Angus."

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'