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"Naw, mom says there ain't no candy corn seeds!"

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Support group for sheep.

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

An early space launch attempt.

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

GMOs: The Next Generation

Milking the Cow.

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

A Tumble Cow

Cow of BEEF

You complete me!

Free Range Employees.

No, I don

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

'Bless You.'

'I think he's got a bad case of Bluetooth Disease.'

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'Where's my glove?'

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

You must un-learn bowel control!

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'