Lithographer Gifts

Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec

'C'mon get it straight.'

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Ninedency: A budding tendency

"It's a play on words."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'There it is, 'Twerk', right next to 'Twerp'.'

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

Man sees door to Thesaurus company that has sign posted: 'Absent Ingesting Comestibles'.

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

Thesaurus Publishing: Out, Not here, Gone, Absent.

Letter Collecting Nerd

"The Supreme Court says a corporation is a 'person?' Well, have you ever tried to take a corporation out for a nice, friendly beer?"

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

Roget's Pet

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

New York Netherworld

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

Crossword Dictionary Bookstore

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

I'll be honest, Jerry - When you invited me to join your book club, this is not what I expected.

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

'This is you, enlarged.'

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

My central park