Lithographer Mugs

Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec

'C'mon get it straight.'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"It's a play on words."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Ninedency: A budding tendency

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

Letter Collecting Nerd

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"The Supreme Court says a corporation is a 'person?' Well, have you ever tried to take a corporation out for a nice, friendly beer?"

Man sees door to Thesaurus company that has sign posted: 'Absent Ingesting Comestibles'.

Thesaurus Publishing: Out, Not here, Gone, Absent.

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

New York Netherworld

Roget's Pet

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

Crossword Dictionary Bookstore

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

'This is you, enlarged.'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

My central park

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'