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Beer Fancier

"This place has the best happy hour."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Beer Stall

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

Bottle Distillery

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'Well, at least it has bubbles.'

'You've had enough!'

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

'Malty tasking.'

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"