Literature On Brews Mugs

Beer Fancier

"This place has the best happy hour."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Beer Stall

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Bottle Distillery

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

'You've had enough!'

'Well, at least it has bubbles.'

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"