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"Y-y-yep."

Interior design trends for parents....

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Temporary and Permanent Writer's Block

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

Babies

'They had three puppies and four kids before me: It's almost impossible to find a piece of furniture that hasn't been chewed on...'

'The good news is, you write what you know. Unfortunately, you don't know much.'

'The trouble is not with your set -- the station just got hit with a new batch of politically correct Federal regulations.'

Subway Library

I'm fed up with cleaning your room! From now on, wipe your feet!

'Well, your wife is now a den mother! You have triplets!'

Super Homeworld

'Excuse me. Could you point me towards the books that would look impressive on my bookshelf?'

"I've been thinking about what you said about three living as cheaply as two"

"He's at that awkward age when they can try him as an adult."

"We've got a real feisty one here. We caught it trying to cross the stream behind the store."

'Well, I think I've finally gotten a handle on Jim!'

Caution falling books

'It's 700 pages. I just don't think I'm ready for that type of commitment.'

"I can't believe it, Cruz! You and I are finally adults, in charge of our own lives, free to do whatever we want! I mean, no one forces us to celebrate our children's birthdays at Peter Cheeser Pizza, right?"

Credit and Farmers

“How was the beach?”

Man with barking dog on lead sees Cheshire cat in tree.

"Miss Pettigrow, I need a caption!"

"Date night again already?"

How to Overcome Your Fear Of Books

"Gracie, I don't think you can read a book for your school talent show."

Best sellers. New releases. Books you still haven't finished yet, Claire.

Baby spelling out 'I Want It All' with bricks.

'Another irritating thing, she always has to have the last...'

"How's the short biographical statement coming?"

'Can you tell me where James Herriot lives?'