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Baby spelling out 'I Want It All' with bricks.

Waiting for inspiration to strike, Bob settles for a spare.

Interior design trends for parents....

Tourists and their Pets.

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

Sybil Obama

Editor.

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

'There are no stupid questions, so let's also agree there are no stupid answers.'

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

Literary rain

'They had three puppies and four kids before me: It's almost impossible to find a piece of furniture that hasn't been chewed on...'

The Emeril Isle

Hopkin's for Clinic the Dyslexic

Babies

"I see here the party of the first part says 'potato.' The party of the second part says 'potahto.' The party of the first part says 'tomato,' the party of the second part says 'tomahto.' Both parties, by mutual agreement, wish to call the whole thing off

'The trouble is not with your set -- the station just got hit with a new batch of politically correct Federal regulations.'

'He said he knows the letters but he doesn't know the words.'

I'm fed up with cleaning your room! From now on, wipe your feet!

"Not guilty, because your lawyer came up with some great excuses."

Doctors talking about ways to confuse patients with jargon.

"There's a grouch on my couch."

Medical Bracelet

A writer writing humour and tragedy at the same time.

Firemen keeping their fire under control.

"This contract is gobbledeegook. . . I asked for mumbo jumbo!"

Women Argues With Cabby Over Prices.

"He was right. . . He really did have a novel in him."

Worm running away from hook.

'What? Paint roses - with my back?'

"He's at that awkward age when they can try him as an adult."

Ballroom. Political Forum. At least they served lunch during that rambling incoherent speech. Alphabet soup and a word salad.

'Well, I think I've finally gotten a handle on Jim!'

Ok, go back through and twist behind me. Then I think we're done. Your Earbuds While You Sleep.