Literary Vandal Mugs

"At least see who the author is."

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"So, what are you reading?"

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

Book Thief in True Crime Department

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

A General tries to get rid of peace.

Mr Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare.

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

Revenge Graffiti.

'The Wall is Your Oyster.'

Go Veggie...

Reading

Trilby - 'I will not! I will not!'

Crime section.

Hi! I height Beowulf.

"Mmm... our situation reminds me of an Edward Lear poem..."

The Tell-Tale Heart 2: Lost Phone On Vibrate

"Walden Pond is fine as long as Thoreau isn't there."

Wordplay: Graffiti.

"New Classic Books Revamped for Today's Youth"

"Yes, they're all blank. The art of omission, you see."

That's right! I'm River Banksey!

'Sure it's an impressive collection. Too bad they're all overdue library books.'

Failed Bond Villains.

"Yer know I hates it when yer read over me shoulder!"