Vandalism Themes Mugs

Boy accused of vandalism pleads 'limited liability'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

Revenge Graffiti.

Poetry reading nightly

'The Wall is Your Oyster.'

Flying Squad

'This place is perfect for me. I was convicted of being a serial time-killer.'

Caution! School Crossing.

"I think the lighthouse keeper is having a little fun with us, sir."

Yes, that's him officer. He was trying to pick my pocket: That's when Joey bit him...

A caveman looks at erotic paintings

Wordplay: Graffiti.

"Pullover!"

"At least see who the author is."

Racing to Hell

Vampire Cocktail.

That's right! I'm River Banksey!

"Try twenty-three left."

"We're not that kind of SWAT team, ma'am."

Kids kaughing at policeman.

'Doc says I'm in ship-shape.'

'That's Nacho Cheese!'

'Do you have any idea how many dryer related cases we get around here?!'

'It's my birthday -tell me you're one of those sexy strip-o-gram girls!'

Picasso's career as a police sketch artist was short lived.

"The only joke is your act bud!"

"I mean, why even live in the city if you're not going to do New York City things?"

Tattooist underwater copying an anchor.

El Cid.

Graffiti

Periscope in the bath