Literary Tradition Aficionado Pillows

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

"You're going to hate yourself."

"Meet The Author"

First Novels.

Edgar Allen Poe

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Tut and Carmen.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

The Dorrie Decimal System

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Voltaire

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Blue Stockings

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Now I really hate poetry."

'He likes to power nap.'

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

John Bunyan

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

The Demise of Tinkerbell

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Joan Hickson

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Don Quixote

"Oh, this old thing?"