Literary Tactician Pillows

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

Man and bird

ISIS needle in a haystack.

"I didn't want this book to end, so I stopped reading it midway."

Comparing the headlines of three different New York based newspapers.

'Sir! We're all doomed! It's a fitted sheet! How can we ever hope to stop something we can't even fold?!'

'Man, I can't believe we didn't think of this before.'

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

British patent (applied for) A Trained Dog of war Drawing the Enemy's Fire.

"Lets stop arguing about the pool. We'll divide it in half and stay on our half."

"Richard just came in - he must have had a board meeting."

'I don't think you are going to see the end of this match with that 4-4-2 formation.'

'We've come to invade your privacy.'

Sun Tzu takes on Heisenberg

Books the Prof Ordered. . . More Cost-Effective Books Ordered By The Bookstore Manager.

'It's a special technique called cheating.'

'It was a wonderful evening, Jack...please don't spoil it by asking for a promotion.'

Confusing the Enemy's Sense of Direction

"I'm not going to bother studying that section. I'm just learning to the test."

"My scheme revolves around making promises that we have no intention of keeping. . . for want of a better word, I've called it 'politics'."

The only side I take in an argument here is this side of the door.

"I only read half of it."

Famous Last Words: 'Ready!...Fire!...Aim!...

"I feel kind of responsible. When the General said he wanted to cross the Alps and march to Rome I just laughed and said, 'That's a long trip. I guess we better pack along some trunks.'"

'Shoot him!? I don't even know him.'

Stalemate

"Totally naked except for my socks. How 'bout yourself?"

"My dad shot an oryx once."