Literary Sparring Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the playful side of literature enthusiasts? Our literary sparring collection offers witty, creatively designed products that celebrate the art of verbal duels, wordplay, and literary banter. Ideal for readers, writers, and anyone who loves a good exchange of clever ideas, these items make a thoughtful and fun gift that honors the spirit of friendly literary competition.

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"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!" mockup

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

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"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick." mockup

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

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"So, what are you reading?"

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'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.' mockup

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

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Academic Affairs: The Chair of Philosophy Corners the Chair of the Sciences

Academic Affairs: The Chair of Philosophy Corners the Chair of the Sciences mockup

Academic Affairs: The Chair of Philosophy Corners the Chair of the Sciences

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'Are you sure you saw my client do it? Let me remind you, it takes one to know one.'

'Are you sure you saw my client do it? Let me remind you, it takes one to know one.' mockup

'Are you sure you saw my client do it? Let me remind you, it takes one to know one.'

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'You're an interesting combination of shallow and thick.'

'You're an interesting combination of shallow and thick.' mockup

'You're an interesting combination of shallow and thick.'

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"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

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Nature vs. Nietzsche.

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'Edward de Vere? -- give me a break!' mockup

'Edward de Vere? -- give me a break!'

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Department de Philosophie

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Man and Women in a Boxing Ring

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'Then it's agreed. It doesn't have to rhyme.'

'Then it's agreed. It doesn't have to rhyme.' mockup

'Then it's agreed. It doesn't have to rhyme.'

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A poison pen fights a poison mic. mockup

A poison pen fights a poison mic.

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Book Shop: The great American Novel and The great American tweet.

Book Shop: The great American Novel and The great American tweet. mockup

Book Shop: The great American Novel and The great American tweet.

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'One pundit tonight is from a think tank, the other writes 'Books for Dummies'.'

'One pundit tonight is from a think tank, the other writes 'Books for Dummies'.' mockup

'One pundit tonight is from a think tank, the other writes 'Books for Dummies'.'

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"I've been thinking harder than you have, and my thought experiment disproves your thought experiment."

"I've been thinking harder than you have, and my thought experiment disproves your thought experiment." mockup

"I've been thinking harder than you have, and my thought experiment disproves your thought experiment."

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'What do you mean, 'you can read me like a book'? You've never read a book!'

'What do you mean, 'you can read me like a book'? You've never read a book!' mockup

'What do you mean, 'you can read me like a book'? You've never read a book!'

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'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.' mockup

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

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'I say it doesn't matter what you believe as long as you're sincere.', 'Who do you think you're kidding?'

'I say it doesn't matter what you believe as long as you're sincere.', 'Who do you think you're kidding?' mockup

'I say it doesn't matter what you believe as long as you're sincere.', 'Who do you think you're kidding?'

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Chi Kick

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'Let's give him a couple more minutes, but it looks like we've got ourselves a bum who can't fight his way out of a paper bag.'

'Let's give him a couple more minutes, but it looks like we've got ourselves a bum who can't fight his way out of a paper bag.' mockup

'Let's give him a couple more minutes, but it looks like we've got ourselves a bum who can't fight his way out of a paper bag.'

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'This is because you disagree with my theory on existentialism?'

'This is because you disagree with my theory on existentialism?' mockup

'This is because you disagree with my theory on existentialism?'

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Yes, such a meeting of Mistress' friends can be very feisty and involve lots of arguing: it's called a "book club"...

Yes, such a meeting of Mistress' friends can be very feisty and involve lots of arguing: it's called a "book club"... mockup

Yes, such a meeting of Mistress' friends can be very feisty and involve lots of arguing: it's called a "book club"...

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'I say, Addison

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"In this corner, a man who describes everything as 'Orwellian.' And in this corner, a guy who loves saying 'Kafka-esque!'"

"In this corner, a man who describes everything as 'Orwellian.' And in this corner, a guy who loves saying 'Kafka-esque!'" mockup

"In this corner, a man who describes everything as 'Orwellian.' And in this corner, a guy who loves saying 'Kafka-esque!'"

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Historians' Tiff

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Boxing.

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Poets Arguing

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"She's promiscuous. She's in five book groups."

"She's promiscuous. She's in five book groups." mockup

"She's promiscuous. She's in five book groups."

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Thank goodness, SAVED by the Bell!' mockup

Thank goodness, SAVED by the Bell!'

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"Unlike most children, little Natalie loved it when her parents would fight... Oh, snap! Dad, Mom just called you cheap! Are you just gonna take that?"

"Unlike most children, little Natalie loved it when her parents would fight... Oh, snap! Dad, Mom just called you cheap! Are you just gonna take that?" mockup

"Unlike most children, little Natalie loved it when her parents would fight... Oh, snap! Dad, Mom just called you cheap! Are you just gonna take that?"

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"Where did you say you went to college?"

"Where did you say you went to college?" mockup

"Where did you say you went to college?"

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Literary Sparring Gifts Collection

Literary Sparring Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring literary sparring themes—ideal for anyone who loves witty repartee over coffee.

Literary Sparring Pillows

Find pillows that add humor and charm to your home decor, showcasing witty literary quotes and clever illustrations.

Literary Sparring Prints

Browse our art prints that capture the fun and wit of literary sparring, perfect for decorating a creative space with personality.

Literary Sparring T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that celebrate the playful side of literature with clever sayings and witty designs, perfect for book lovers and creative spirits.