Literary Memos Admirer Gifts

"Bill, I do believe you've written the great American memo."

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

'I've collected my memos into one reasonably priced gift book.'

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

Super Bowl Halftime Show Barbra Streisand reads from her memoir.

'They just kept sending out memos. Who cared if they made sense?'

Miss Pike, send a memo to all members of staff.....Economies must be made.'

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

'I thought the memo was quite clear. What part didn't you understand?'

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

J. D. Salinger

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

"I don't like a school year that begins with 'while you were out'."

A monk illustrates a manuscript with emojis

'You understand, of course, that my memoirs must be written in ELITE type.'

'I've read your manuscript-it's a miracle you survived all the booze, sex, and drugs while on your world tour, but are you sure you want it published during an election year senator?'

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

"I loved your embarrassing personal essay in the 'Times.' "

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

"I'm afraid I have to recuse myself, ladies. I don't want to be responsible for the Trojan War."

Eva Schloss

Woman at bookshop counter says: 'The Political Memoirs Wing is through there.'

"For whom the Bella yips... it yips for thee..."

A'bout this memo you 'wrote' while your secretary was out...'

My memoirs - 'I've character assassinated the target.'

Louisa May Alcott

Wait Brian! You forgot the little Airbus chapter!

"Sorry, but your personal life story just isn't very original."