Literary Luggage Lifter Gifts

"Remember to leave room for an extraordinarily heavy book you won't read."

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

Travelling

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Airport

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

Airport

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"How's my tripping you up?"

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

Things were about to go apple-shaped for Barney and Bart...

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

Universe of reading

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

Stephen King

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

'Can you tell me where James Herriot lives?'

Excess Baggage: Meanwhile, back at baggage handlers university...

"You overpacked again."

'Next time I insist on flying first class!'

Subway Library

'For your aerobic exercise today, give me five 'Sweet Georgia Browns', a couple of 'Hot Times in the Old Town Tonight', and hit the showers.'

'No, the sign's not wrong. Most of our guests like to party all night.'

Try out this summer's hot novels in a beach setting

"Actually I'm doing this to stand out more in the scholarly community."

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'

Baggage Claim