Literary Luggage Lifter Gifts

"Remember to leave room for an extraordinarily heavy book you won't read."

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

Travelling

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Airport

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

Airport

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

Things were about to go apple-shaped for Barney and Bart...

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"How's my tripping you up?"

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

Universe of reading

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

'Can you tell me where James Herriot lives?'

'For your aerobic exercise today, give me five 'Sweet Georgia Browns', a couple of 'Hot Times in the Old Town Tonight', and hit the showers.'

Excess Baggage: Meanwhile, back at baggage handlers university...

Subway Library

'Next time I insist on flying first class!'

"You overpacked again."

'No, the sign's not wrong. Most of our guests like to party all night.'

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'

Baggage Claim

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home from your overseas vacation.