Literary Locksmith T-Shirts

Magic Ring to gain entry into Tolkien Archive

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

Book Thief in True Crime Department

'What do you mean you can't find the key?'

Fiction for Plumbers

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

"Garbage in, great books out."

Its a poor heart that never rejoices

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

'What do you mean you've misplace the keys?'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

'Thank goodness you got here in time. Frank was going to start without you.'

'Joe, would you please throw me the car keys?'

'Did you remember to lock the house?'

'Next time you lose your keys, please call a locksmith instead of blowtorching the door.'

Welcome mat with large lumpy key under it.

Crime section.

'That's the guy - lives on a 'narrow boat!'

'With all the cars being stolen these days, I went out and bought the strongest security system I could afford.'

'You're the one who called for a locksmith?'

'I see you opened it yourself, but there'll still be a service charge.'

Bathroom privacy options: A guide.

'I'd like you to install a combination lock on our refrigerator door. . .'

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about a key to the city?'

Shark picking lock to diver's cage.

Smaller safes inside bigger safes.