Literary Free Spirit Gifts

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A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"I gotta be me!"

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"Privates Beach"

Man showing in the rain.

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

Protest

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

"Wow - Heavy, man"

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

Inflating Boobs.

'Howard's doing things he's always wanted to with his redundancy money.'

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... "

Running

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

"I live for the moment. That moment just happens to be in the indefinite future."

Bird sitting on a wing.

'Are you sure about that? -- It sounds more like Ayn Rand than Buddha.'

The Choice is Obvious

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

Window in the Sky.

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

"I beg to differ."

"Every once in a while he gets nostalgic for Woodstock."

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'