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A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"I gotta be me!"

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Man showing in the rain.

"Privates Beach"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

Protest

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

"Wow - Heavy, man"

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Inflating Boobs.

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

'Howard's doing things he's always wanted to with his redundancy money.'

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... "

Running

Bird sitting on a wing.

The Choice is Obvious

'Are you sure about that? -- It sounds more like Ayn Rand than Buddha.'

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

Window in the Sky.

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

"I beg to differ."

"Every once in a while he gets nostalgic for Woodstock."

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

"Look on the bright side, you never know what's round the corner."