Literary Feline Gifts

Cat sits under a lamp reading a book entitled 'The Power of Meow.'

The practical psychopath

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

PET THEORIES

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

'Hard to follow...'

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

'Don't look at me!'

A man and his dog both reading.

'Show one more kitten photo,lady and the next time you see me will be on a 'missing' poster!'

'You should try giving yourself a bath.'

'Cat Lit. You?'

'I'm sure they don't think you're really a bad kitty...just a kitty that sometimes does bad things.'

"How do I get down?"

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

Cat with Crown.

Lola Knows More Than She Lets On

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

"You must now empty the Kitty Litter of your mind."

"Son, the key to a happy marriage is listening, or at least purr and pretend you are."

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

New, Improved Cat

"My one regret is not napping more."

"Listen, and I'll explain it to you again..."

'I'm not an indoor cat. I'm a bitter, angry, frustrated, resentful, repressed cat.'

Cat with all the hair he has ever shed

"If you're looking to adopt a dog that's good with cats, may I suggest Ruffus."

"The human is back - act normal."