'I have great hopes for my next alibi -- I'm taking a creative writing course.'
Literary Escape Artist Gifts
Looking for a gift for the literary escape artist? Whether they lose themselves in stories or create worlds of their own, our unique, witty products blend creativity and humor perfectly. From mugs to art prints, find something that fuels their imagination and brings a smile. Celebrate their passion for storytelling and boundless creativity with gifts that resonate with their love of literary escapes. Perfect for anyone who finds solace in books and dreams of faraway worlds.
"Where do you keep the escapist literature?"
Day 98 of self-isolation and the 'to-be-read' pile of books is slowly going down.
Escape
'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'
"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."
"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."
Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.
"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."
'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'
"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."
"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."
"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."
Addicted to reading
Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.
"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."
"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."
'This chart shows how much time we waste every day looking at charts.'
"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"
"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"
"Sorry, I'm preaching again. Why don't we pause for a moment while I pass around the collection plate."
'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'
The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...
Tweaking the CV.
"It's safe to close your eyes and relax...these meetings are safety equipped with front and side airbags."
Chairmen of the Bored
Desert Island Fantasies
Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman
Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!
I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.
"Sorry I'm late. Traffic was fine. I just don't like any of you and don't want to be here."
School holidays
'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'
Crib Escape
"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"
Literary Escape Artist Gifts Collection
Literary Escape Artist Mugs
Explore our collection of witty and inspiring mugs for the literary escape artist. Find the perfect cup to fuel their creative mornings.
Literary Escape Artist Pillows
Add a cozy, inspiring touch to any space with pillows designed for the creative and book-loving soul.
Literary Escape Artist Prints
Decorate your walls with stunning prints that capture the magic of storytelling and fuel the literary escape artist's imagination.
Literary Escape Artist T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that celebrate storytelling and creativity—ideal for the literary escape artist who loves to wear their passion.