Literary Chicken Lover Pillows

The Weekly Poultry Reading was Short-Lived.

The Rooster Comedian.

Silence of the Chickens...

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'Can he come out and play?'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

'This race is simply too close to call.'

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

Seminal moments in Chicken History

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

A bit of Newlyn.

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

Free Range Chickens

'So, the egg WAS first.'

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

Chicken Road Crossing

'Careful, it's not politically correct to say I rule the roost anymore...'

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

"Mum, what is a nugget?"