Literary Beachcomber Gifts

Shakespeare at the beach ...

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Daughters on the beach

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

Young Picasso at the Beach

Crab with a clown face.

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

'See you in two weeks!'

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

"Well Earned Vacation"

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'