"The Catholic Bible's a better deal. You get 7 more books for the same price."
Literary Bargain Hunters Gifts
Looking for a gift for the literary bargain hunter in your life? Discover a curated selection of fun, clever, and bookish products designed to delight those who love to hunt for literary treasures and enjoy reading on a budget. From humorous mugs to stylish prints, our collection captures their passion for the written word and love of a good bargain. Perfect for book lovers who appreciate wit and value.
"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."
"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"
Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!
A Quiet Rebuke.
'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'
'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'
Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.
Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.
Customer Convention
Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.
'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?'
"'Thou shalt give good discounts'? That's a commandment?"
"I just got a huge advance for my first novel. It's about a writer who gets a huge advance for his first novel."
How much would you take off for cash?
Book Deal
"I'm still looking, sir?"
'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'
'I'd like to see this dress in a smaller price please.'
'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'
Autos. You can drive a hard bargain, but you may find a bargain is hard to drive.
'You're my 100,000th conviction... so, I'm going to take 25 off your sentence.'
"Who gets the Chateaubriand with the mail-in rebate?"
'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!'
Bookstore-Cafe: Used Book/Day-Old Croissants
Clothes sale - everything must go!
Black Friday
'They've agreed to our 3-book, 7-figure offer, but only if you remain obscene and obnoxious through book 2.'
New From The People Who Brought You I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-A-Petroleum-By-Product Sandwich Spread
'If you promise to never try to open the locked attic door, the owner will take $20,00 off!'
'They've got a great deal here. When you buy one meal, I get mine half price!'
Sale today - 50% off everything!
"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."
'You realize, of course, there's nothing wrong with me. . . I'm only here 'cause of your 50%-off-first-visit coupon and I am not a serial bargain shopaholic.'
"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."
Literary Bargain Hunters Gifts Collection
Literary Bargain Hunters Mugs
Explore our selection of mugs perfect for the literary bargain hunter—fun, witty, and book-themed designs to brighten their favorite reading spots.
Literary Bargain Hunters Pillows
Discover pillows that add personality to any reading corner—crafted with humor and literary charm for passionate bargain hunters.
Literary Bargain Hunters Prints
Browse our prints to inspire their literary adventures—stylish artwork celebrating books and the thrill of the hunt.
Literary Bargain Hunters T-Shirts
Check out our collection of t-shirts for book lovers who relish searching for literary treasures—clever, comfortable, and perfectly bookish.