Literary Art Lover Pillows

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"You're going to hate yourself."

"Meet The Author"

The DaVinci Code

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Thomas Mann.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

First Novels.

Victor Hugo

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

The Dorrie Decimal System

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Voltaire

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"Now I really hate poetry."

Venus

Jean-Paul Sartre

Blue Stockings

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

Television Readers.