Literary Appreciation Pillows

Robert Louis Stevenson

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"Meet The Author"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

First Novels.

The Dorrie Decimal System

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Voltaire

Blue Stockings

Jean-Paul Sartre

'He likes to power nap.'

"Now I really hate poetry."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

John Bunyan

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

Distractions Of The Great

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

Don Quixote

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."