Literary Appreciation Pillows

Robert Louis Stevenson

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"Meet The Author"

First Novels.

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

The Dorrie Decimal System

Jean-Paul Sartre

Voltaire

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Blue Stockings

'He likes to power nap.'

"Now I really hate poetry."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

Distractions Of The Great

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

John Bunyan

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Don Quixote

Trilby - 'Je prong!'