Literal Thinking Fan T-Shirts

Find a t-shirt that celebrates your literal thinking fan’s love for wordplay and humor. Our clever designs make a fun statement and are perfect for anyone who enjoys thinking outside the box.

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"You're 30 now. Where do you see yourself in five years?" "Thirty five."

"You're 30 now. Where do you see yourself in five years?" "Thirty five." mockup

"You're 30 now. Where do you see yourself in five years?" "Thirty five."

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"Well, we needed the rain."

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"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative." mockup

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

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"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap." mockup

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

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Admit it. We have a drinking problem. mockup

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

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'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

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'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?' mockup

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

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"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon." mockup

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

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Arthur Schopenhauer

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'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.' mockup

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

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"Feel better, dear?"

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"Caption contest"

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'Talking of of big tops have you seen the new barmaid at the Green Dragon?'

'Talking of of big tops have you seen the new barmaid at the Green Dragon?' mockup

'Talking of of big tops have you seen the new barmaid at the Green Dragon?'

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"What can you do with him?"

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'I like thinking inside the box.' mockup

'I like thinking inside the box.'

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"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?" mockup

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

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"My doctor said I have 'a reptile dysfunction.'"

"My doctor said I have 'a reptile dysfunction.'" mockup

"My doctor said I have 'a reptile dysfunction.'"

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It's not a figure of speech - this is the corporate ladder.

It's not a figure of speech - this is the corporate ladder. mockup

It's not a figure of speech - this is the corporate ladder.

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(Gallerie Martorelli) (Art-Babble spoken here)

(Gallerie Martorelli) (Art-Babble spoken here) mockup

(Gallerie Martorelli) (Art-Babble spoken here)

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"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm."

"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm." mockup

"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm."

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Well, yes, it's a free library, but... mockup

Well, yes, it's a free library, but...

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'Kindly explain to His Majesty that I didn't mean 'nincompoop' in the pejorative sense.'

'Kindly explain to His Majesty that I didn't mean 'nincompoop' in the pejorative sense.' mockup

'Kindly explain to His Majesty that I didn't mean 'nincompoop' in the pejorative sense.'

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GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of. mockup

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

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Rabbits picknick

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"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."

"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why." mockup

"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."

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Correct Spelling Lane.

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Meet The Ghostwriter

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Winnie the Pooh bungey jumping

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'I'm still trying to build up a following here, but I'm huge in Lilliput.'

'I'm still trying to build up a following here, but I'm huge in Lilliput.' mockup

'I'm still trying to build up a following here, but I'm huge in Lilliput.'

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Jude completely misunderstands his doctor's request for a stool sample.

Jude completely misunderstands his doctor's request for a stool sample. mockup

Jude completely misunderstands his doctor's request for a stool sample.

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"Always remember - what happens in the pea-green boat stays in the pea-green boat."

"Always remember - what happens in the pea-green boat stays in the pea-green boat." mockup

"Always remember - what happens in the pea-green boat stays in the pea-green boat."

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"Is there a humorist in the house?" mockup

"Is there a humorist in the house?"

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'When I said, throw him out, I didn't mean it literally.'

'When I said, throw him out, I didn't mean it literally.' mockup

'When I said, throw him out, I didn't mean it literally.'

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'Nobody goes there any more.' - 'It's too crowded.'

'Nobody goes there any more.' - 'It's too crowded.' mockup

'Nobody goes there any more.' - 'It's too crowded.'

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Literal Thinking Fan T-Shirts Collection

Literal Thinking Fan Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for literal thinking fans—witty, clever, and perfect for starting their day with a smile.

Literal Thinking Fan Pillows

Find cozy pillows with witty phrases and clever designs, perfect for literal thinking fans to add a fun touch to their home décor.

Literal Thinking Fan Prints

Browse our art prints featuring humorous and clever designs—great for decorating a space that celebrates a love for creative thinking and language humor.