Literal Thinking Fan Mugs

"You're 30 now. Where do you see yourself in five years?" "Thirty five."

"Well, we needed the rain."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Arthur Schopenhauer

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"Feel better, dear?"

"Caption contest"

'Talking of of big tops have you seen the new barmaid at the Green Dragon?'

"What can you do with him?"

'I like thinking inside the box.'

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

"My doctor said I have 'a reptile dysfunction.'"

It's not a figure of speech - this is the corporate ladder.

(Gallerie Martorelli) (Art-Babble spoken here)

"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm."

Well, yes, it's a free library, but...

'Kindly explain to His Majesty that I didn't mean 'nincompoop' in the pejorative sense.'

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

Rabbits picknick

"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."

Correct Spelling Lane.

Meet The Ghostwriter

Winnie the Pooh bungey jumping

'I'm still trying to build up a following here, but I'm huge in Lilliput.'

Jude completely misunderstands his doctor's request for a stool sample.

"Always remember - what happens in the pea-green boat stays in the pea-green boat."

"Is there a humorist in the house?"

'When I said, throw him out, I didn't mean it literally.'

'Nobody goes there any more.' - 'It's too crowded.'