Lit Critter Pillows

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Biofelineism

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

'Ants of all lands, unite!'

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

Keats's heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains his sense.

The Critic...

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

"Your new book, 'Help - My Head's Caught in a Pipe,' has been called by some to be semi-autobiographical. Can you comment on these rumors?"

The Best of Times/The Worst of Times

The White Whale Mounted On The Wall

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

Man throws his burger wrapper into the trash.

A man sits in an armchair admiring his little pickers and trophies of litter he has picked up which are displayed on the wall.

'Why did Oliver Twist?'

Gatorade!

'You just stood there and let them put a bell on you? -- What were you THINKING?'

'Clown fish ... '

Chick stands in front of bookshelf marked 'chick lit'

"I couldn't believe it either, but Heaven really is a dumbed-down book fair."

"It was too good to be true when the old cat died! They're just back from the shelter with a kitten..."

Mouse reading magazine, "Mouse and garden"

'He's a nice guy, but he doesn't bite, if you know what I mean.'

"Sorry, Pembroke, but Telford here is lavishly illustrated."

"He shows great artistic pretension."

"I know it's a classic. But I could only get halfway through it."

Squirrel with nutcracker

"Can I return this, please? You sold me a chic-lit-rom-com, and I distinctly remember asking for a plain chic-lit."

"So what if I read gothics all the time? To Eyre is human!"