Listicle Lovers Club Gifts

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

Senta jumps into the sea

"Bed Spread"

Sue the Author 3PM

Eldrow

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

"Your vocabulary is enlarged."

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

Wordplay: Export.

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

Wordplay: Nonstarter.

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

'Sometimes, from time to time, occasionally I wish I'd never bought that ruddy thesaurus!'

A vicar is reading 'The Great Begatsby' written by Abraham.

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

"I had no idea life could be so complicated."

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

'Oooh. By Emily Bronte. A very controversial book...Cruelty! Passion! Death! Risky territory for a woman author in the 1800s.'

I'm a songbird. He's my lyricist.

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

"You'll never believe who's here."

Science Books. Do you have any books about Lepidoptera? Yes, and would you like to join "The Book of the Moth Club"?