Listicle Lovers Club Gifts

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Bed Spread"

Sue the Author 3PM

Senta jumps into the sea

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

"Your vocabulary is enlarged."

Wordplay: Export.

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

'Sometimes, from time to time, occasionally I wish I'd never bought that ruddy thesaurus!'

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

A vicar is reading 'The Great Begatsby' written by Abraham.

Wordplay: Nonstarter.

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

"I had no idea life could be so complicated."

'Oooh. By Emily Bronte. A very controversial book...Cruelty! Passion! Death! Risky territory for a woman author in the 1800s.'

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

"You'll never believe who's here."