Listicle Enthusiast Gifts

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."

"I had no idea life could be so complicated."

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

'It does data processing, word processing and list processing. Get me some data, some words and some lists.'

Old songs made new

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

Bucket List

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

'I'm sure I've forgotten something. I got change from a fifty.'

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."

List making as therapy.

'I wouldn't have agreed to let you write your own wedding vows if I knew you were just going to copy the lyrics to Margaritaville!'

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

"I don't do spells. I'm a wizard at deciphering rap lyrics."

"Da, I know what opprobrium means."/ "That's great, son. Do you know anyone else who does?"

"Dear Bad-Karma, to assist you at this busy time, I've drawn up a list of people you may have missed."