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"Baldo, come here! This is Benito, my barber! Let him tell you a story."

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

Audio Books

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Musical genres

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

Listening to Coldplay.

'Teenage Beethoven.'

Couple sharing earbuds.

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

An amplified harp

"Brat"

Shell Pods

'Great sermon, Reverend! Too bad my husband couldn't stay awake to hear it.'

'There you go again - trying to solve my problems. I am not asking you to do that. I just want you to listen to me.'

"Go ahead. Tell me your troubles. I promise to say 'Awww' in all the right places."

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

Psychiatrist with bartending diploma

Gramaphone Man.

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

"Wake up! Brother Billy's finished praying."

'He's revisiting his childhood.'

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

David Lynch

The Music Lover.

"Yeah, that's right...ignore me, pal! You don't want an instrument of my excellence and awesomeness that would instantly make you a chick magnet and the envy of all your friends!..."

Hang it all; let's be gay. Come and find the phonograph.

"I'll knock 10% off this session as I wasn't really listening."