Listener Coach Pillows

Audio Books

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Try me/try me/try me...

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"I suppose we should start with listening skills!"

'There you go again - trying to solve my problems. I am not asking you to do that. I just want you to listen to me.'

"Go ahead. Tell me your troubles. I promise to say 'Awww' in all the right places."

Attention Span Man

Psychiatrist with bartending diploma

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Cover story: Plant World.

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

"How can a student who can't speak English or Gobbledegook expect to pass?"

'You're not listening to what you're hearing.'

'I'm afraid turn out isn't as high as we'd expected...three of them misheard the date, five got the time wrong and everyone from marketing went to a hotel in Norwich by mistake.'

Science Applied to Art

The psychiatrist.

"I'll knock 10% off this session as I wasn't really listening."

Onstage with the transgenic singers...

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

'She doesn't know that listening is not the same as mentally rehearsing her answers.'

'Noise? When you've been married as long as I have, it goes in one ear and out the other.'

"How did I get to be the only one that listens?"

Harold finally decided to take his psychiatrist's advice to become more receptive.

'Sir, I was wondering if I could get an extension on my paper?'

Patient is listening to the doctors conference about him.

'I think I'm highly insightful for my age and don't call me missy!'

"You want to know about my day? Mom, didn't we just do this last month?"

"My super powers are listening and downsizing my life."