List Non-followers Pillows

'A coconut, a jar of pickled pig's feet, five pounds of leeks, a dozen owl eggs. . . you lost the list I gave you, didn't you?'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Punk Reindeer

2016 election squabbles!

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

Pollster

Elections in the USA

"Hot off the wire! In the latest poll, 99% of voters say they will be glad when the election is over... The poll has an error rate of plus or minus 2%."

"I know it seems cruel, but it's the only way for him to get rid of that silly technophobia."

The Great Divide.

'It's not my job to worry about the 47% of Americans who are irresponsible. Wait I didn't state that very elegantly. It's not my job to worry about the 47% of Americans who are irresponsible.'

'Oh, we could reduce the deficit, but it'd just leave stretch marks.'

Cruz and Fiorina: DetesTED and DetestETTE

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

"Do you have a pill that relieves anger, nausea, depression and distrust? I plan on watching the presidential campaign."

"Here is the campaign strategy and here are the after-the-fact excuses."

Media Reports: Vast majority of Americans agree - 'Country is going in wrong direction'...

"I hope it misses us!"

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

2020 US president

'Gloria hates sports bars. Guys always make a pass at her.'

Senator Yomp has the backside for fence straddling.

"The Blueberry Bagel, having triumphed on the East Coast, heads West."

Elections race.

Trumpelstiltskin: "I can spin straw into gold."

Campaign 2010.

'Let me not answer your question this way...'

'Say, this is interesting.'

Not Intended To Be A Factual Statement

"Let there be jobs!"

TV Time

'And don't forget to poke these political ad writers with a sharp stick every so often. It keeps them primed to write those vicious attack ads for the upcoming campaign!'

"Okay, I'll admit it. I'm only dating you so you'll follow me on social media."

Independents still undecided.