Liquor Store Employee Pillows

'How can you tell a red wine from a white?'

A Good Batch.

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"I believe you'll like our company. We pay our employees time and a fifth."

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'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

Wanna talk about it?

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

"Do you take dark money?"

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar. Again."

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

'No, I can't remember the name of the wine, but it did come in a bottle about this tall, if that's any help.'

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

'I would suggest a Cabernet Sauvignon. It's non habit forming. I should know. I've been drinking a glass every day for twenty years.'

'Says here, a disgruntled employee brought a gun into the liquor distillery today...to the gills!'

"Brian's considering the optics."

"Right, I'd better go...corpses on't pick themselves clean y'know!"

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"Oh him, that's Ron. He's a permanent fixture in here."

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

'Say! You're new here aren't you?'

"What wine goes best with vodka?"

"Right now we're at a budget impasse. I maintain that you provide an essential service, and my wife feels that you do not."

'This must be the work clothes section.'

'It's not quite ready now, but come 2285, you'll be glad you waited.'

"Generally speaking, when his nose gives way, it means he's had enough."

'Which one has the highest alcohol content?' 'That one.'

'The numbers don't look quite so bad along with the hard liquor.'