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Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

Meanwhile in Hollywood

"No, Doris, not implants!"

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

Do you think I'm sixty?

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

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'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

Facelift Book.

'Here's the name of my cosmetic brain surgeon. He make you look smarter.'

"Botox."

'You do Botox?'

'During the heart-transplant, since it was your birthday, I went ahead and added two more inches, no charge.'

'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.'

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

'I swear I've never had any plastic surgery, I'm naturally this ugly...Heck, my whole family is!'

"It's too late for a nose job and too early for a face-lift."

"It was a botched surgery."

'Botox...'

Mirror mirror...

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."