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"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Meanwhile in Hollywood

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

"No, Doris, not implants!"

'Barb had her stomach replaced with a mouse's stomach to help her eat less.'

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

Do you think I'm sixty?

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

I told you I got us the best table in the house. Pizza.

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

Facelift Book.

"Botox."

'Here's the name of my cosmetic brain surgeon. He make you look smarter.'

'You do Botox?'

'During the heart-transplant, since it was your birthday, I went ahead and added two more inches, no charge.'

'Great to see the ol' museum is finally getting a face-lift.' An old building getting a medical face-lift

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."

'Botox...'

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

Mirror mirror...

'I swear I've never had any plastic surgery, I'm naturally this ugly...Heck, my whole family is!'

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

"It's too late for a nose job and too early for a face-lift."