Lint Detectives T-Shirts

"No, it's not a spider, Mr. Macho, it's a bit of lint from your sock!"

The Missing Sock Returns

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

The Complete Cycle.

'It's nice to meet you Otto. Your scent precedes you.'

Missing sock

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

'I say we back off: I can't smell fear at all...'

"Uh-oh,...she smells another dog in my portfolio..."

Where missing laundry socks go!

"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?"

"So, when will you start telling us about good vs bad cholesterol?"

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

'Well,here's the answer to why your car has been running so rough in the mornings Mr.Tait...It's pregnant!'

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

"I think oral sex is when they just talk about it."

Is (petroglyph symbol) one word or two?

You Always Get to Be the Good Guy

"Eric is fitting GPS tracking tags to his socks in a bid to learn more about their migratory habits."

'I'm afraid he has sweeny flu.'

"Pew researchers!"

"How's this? 'Employee grants to Company, throughout the universe, the omniverse, including all fictional universes of parallel universes yet to be discovered...'"

Not only have we been laid off, but, being small, we can crawl through air ducts with ease.

Woman is on computer searching a website for lost socks.

'It's a surveillance camera. Now, I'll finally be able to find out how all the socks keep disappearing.'

'So, Mrs Goat, the X-ray of your stomach has solved a famous mystery: Where do odd socks go?'

"Most people don't seem to know this, but if this button is used incorrectly it will cause socks to disappear."

'Do you have any idea how many dryer related cases we get around here?!'

Missing socks squad.