Link-loving Blogger Gifts

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Press Freedom

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

Multi-Tasking

'She posted her first blog today.'

Ruddy bloggers!

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

Sister Cities

"You're never home."

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

"Influence this."

"What made you start blogging about success?"

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."