Linguistic Trickster Gifts

'I'll try to keep my remarks brief.'

Wordplay: Mandate - Escort Agency.

'Biggo was easy but I had a liitle trouble with Dairy.'

"I must insist on my lawyer present."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

(Mother Goose: playboy's Mirthful Master of the Macabre serves Up Some Strange Twists On a Clutch of Children's Classics.) "Is this supposed to be somebody's idea of a joke?"

Cat makes a dog pound cake with dog cather inside.

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

Time Table

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

Mime Tug-of-War

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

"Turn to page 12 for our non-binary singalong."

Frank, how is "rhetorical" spelled? Hey, that's a non-rhetorical question!

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

Ventriloquist's fete

Scarecrow Directions

'Thank you for calling the bullpen,,, To continue in English, Press one,,,'

Fitz wasn't sure if this was a legitimate rescue or just more culinary trickery.

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

'Say when.'

"Can you believe English isn't the official language here?"

"Good ephening."

'They argued over the ordering of a cutty sark.'

Parisian Bohemians - Proprietor of a rabbit restaurant catching stray cats