Linguistic Juggler Pillows

'Legal says we could get by with the term 'super' but adding 'duper' might be pushing it.'

Thrift: Try talking without vowels

'Still got the Llanwilgochphwelligogophewelli round, then, Fred?

'Ankee-yay o-gay ome-hay!'

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

"We need a best practice swim lane to leverage our core competency, move the needle outside the box, and open the kimono while keeping our ducks in a row. Can anyone give me a sustainable solution to more vertical effectiveness without getting too granula

"We have an acronym!"

"It's a new target to target a time to reduce targets so that we'll be less target driven!"

A Bloody Butcher

"I never accomplish the impossible, if I did it would become an expectation."

Introducing...Anagraman.

Wordplay: In The Bag.

To do before Saturday...

"It's time to retire the word 'profit'."

'Excellent!...We've been looking to hire someone who can think outside the box.'

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

'A High-pain job? Yes, I believe we have that.'

"...our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done!"

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"It's a swearbox."

"There's a conversation to be had around a piece of work I'd like us to do tonight."

'Sorry to interrupt Dixon - but this is not what I meant when I said this company needed more blue-sky thinking!'

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

"We were looking for somebody with experience in mumbo-jumbo but your resume is mainly about gobbledegook."

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."

"I'll start thinking outside the box when the box is empty."

Harris, our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done.