Lincoln Lover Mugs

'Gramps, I'm studying ' Life of Abe Lincoln,' but I need help from someone who was actually there.'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

The Gettysburg Address in process.

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"I miss the Augean stables."

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Myths and legends...

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

A trevor of trainspotters

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

Beginning Yarder.

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

"My farewell gift!"

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"I propose legislation to simplify Brexit - the Americans are having a hard time following it."

Scotsman in the bath...

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

Bigfoot tracks...

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

'It's a bit demoralising when the Sheriff can claim it all back on expenses.'

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

'A more conservative version of the gun bill would also require a background check for all voters.'

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"