Lincoln Enthusiast Mugs

"Reports now confirm that Abraham Lincoln has stopped turning over in his grave and is angrily burrowing his way to the White House."

Though it has never been proven, no one has ever denied that Abraham Lincoln had heat vision. Hmmm....

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

The Gettysburg Address in process.

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Anorak anoraks'.

A trevor of trainspotters

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

"XIVth Street"

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

The next fast train has gone.

Run from the hills!

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

'No, no. I told you to look for a precedent.'

Trainset

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

S**t Creek Halt

"January 11. Still struggling with the novel. Chopped more firewood."

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

Teddy Boys' Picnic

Switchback Playground.

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."